Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.
Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010
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Probably the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen. Often doesn’t say much, but when she’s in the room you’ll know.
“Oh shit the new girl? Yeah her names Cendel, ain’t she a 10?”
“You got with Cendel? You fucking wish”
“You got with Cendel? You fucking wish”
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To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
by walrus face November 20, 2010
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by lolcougar July 29, 2009
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Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
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