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Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010
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calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.
by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017
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Cendel

Probably the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen. Often doesn’t say much, but when she’s in the room you’ll know.
Oh shit the new girl? Yeah her names Cendel, ain’t she a 10?”
“You got with Cendel? You fucking wish”
by Cyrus93 November 24, 2019
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Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam
by walrus face November 20, 2010
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clandestiny

(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present
"Clandestine makes it sound better..."
"Yeah... sort of like destiny!"
"Clandestiny!"
by lolcougar July 29, 2009
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clandit

A clandit is like a frenemy but is related to you.

Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.

A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.

2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.

2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007
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NNN Calendar

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December
"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"
by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019
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