Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Cleetus

The godliest entity on roblox, created by flamingo. Is most seen using the penguin body with normal limbs, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls with no undershirt.
Has a son named Cleetus but he died in a pigeon hunting accident.

Comment on Flamingo's video: Cleetus's hat was epicly stolen.

by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 March 9, 2019

Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.

I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.

by fratstar1 January 18, 2011

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

Cleesemas

The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.

You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.

Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.

Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!

Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.

Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!

by Roxis360 March 8, 2010