clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

good god clay aiken is extremely gay

by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005

clay aiken

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken

by bonitas June 24, 2006

clay aiken

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

by MrWall August 27, 2007

Clay Aiken

Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.

What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.

by Sundaegirl September 26, 2005

clay aiken

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

by Cuddles McBalls December 11, 2006

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali March 18, 2005

Clay Aiken

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

by Grand Master Lego April 04, 2005