Crankwalk

Something that DSM drivers get when they become too cocky and decide to race a actuall import, like a honda or VW. It is a out of spec moving of the crankshaft (perticaully in 7-bolt 4G63s)side to side and WILL destroy your engine

Yo dogg, meh clips got some crankwalk and that teg owned meh

by Sideout December 10, 2003

clankrank

clankrank when you soldier of the streets

do us proud clankrank

by legionaire4443 March 25, 2019

crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

by Booty stealer June 17, 2024

crankwangon

a rough blowj0b given by an expert of the glizzy

partner: want a crankwangon

other partner: yeah i've had blue balls all day

by crankwangon giver September 11, 2021

Clankwork

Title given to voco-prophets: those individuals blessed with foresight and visions of the future by their patron deities Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin.

This future foresight however comes at an expensive cost, as they usually are drived into Touhou and Adeptus Mechanicus addictions over time.

"You hear about Ben? I heard he got turned into a Clankwork."

"Damn, that has got to suck."

by Curio Maladir February 1, 2022