Clapplebaby

A baby conceived after a night of revelry at a Club Applebee's.

Carl, I'm krunked out on Coors, can we copulate & conceive a Clapplebaby?

by Cdubs75 September 5, 2014

Cabapples

The act of farting in between of two hood fans and it spreads around the room so quickly that it’s like a bomb dropping over a city.

Mr. Hyde walked in to the kitchen last week and ripped a batch of cabapples so bad there were several casualties.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

clapple sauce

Clapple sauce (ćl-app-ł sâu-će) :

Similar to “let’s get this bread” but to be served in a surprising manner, a “spook”.

A surprise of encouragement.

The clapple sauce is something to be craved and desired.

Often produces the giggles.

Served as a “spook of clapple sauce”

My friend served me a spook of clapple sauce when he cheered me on before my sports game

by Bagels and pie March 27, 2023

Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple

Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005

crabapples

exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.

exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016