claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.

person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.

by soupling July 18, 2021

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

false claimer

a person who be claiming to things that are not true like claiming to be in a gang

that boy claim he a blood but he just a false claimer

by angela April 16, 2005

Claimydia

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

claimer

Usually claimer is used to name someone who claims he/she is from a tagging/banging/party crew etc.

Man1:Ey holmes some foo is claiming our varrio!
Man2:For real?
Man1:Simon
Man2:Lets go fuck that claimer up!

by santiago slims December 8, 2007

claired

when you happen upon a random pair of black panties

You open up the dryer to get your clothes and realize you have just been claired.

by Kraft Cheese December 21, 2008

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008