cafunér

A person who engages in the act of fondling someone's hair.

Sam: "He is always playing with his girlfriend's hair."

Louise: "Oh, he is a cafunér."

by Yeaahhh December 5, 2012

claunch

The tight, unrelenting grip of the vagina around a male partners member or any inserted object.

I hope she was on the pill! She had me in such a massive claunch I could not pull out in time.

by Soni Token May 29, 2008

claunch

To violently jerk off and "launch" a load after doing a bunch of coke. A portmanteau for "coke launch".

Whisper it to yourself. "Claaaauuunnnnch"
The poor guy was a degenerate. A depressed and high strung individual and addicted to porn, he regularly sniffs coke and locks himself in his room and masturbates. Claunching hard.

by sevi7n December 4, 2012

crafunk

Crazy Fucking Drunk, Derived from crunk

We are going to get crafunk at the party Friday.

by Seemost July 27, 2009

Cafunkatated

Messed up, Retarded. Inncorrect.

Origin-Maya Colbert

OH SHIT MAN THATS HELLA CAFUNKATATED!
or
Oh man that chick got hit by an ice cream truck. Now she's all cafunkatated

by Mayabelle July 20, 2007

Claunched

To be rejected completely by a person.

Person1: He put his arm around her, but she totally claunched him.
Person2: Yeah, she said he didn't have a snowball's chance!

by MattyIce09 March 18, 2010

crafunckinnigbast

several swears mixed together in a group from blind rage.

This game is so crafunckinnigbast and so are you!

by Boba October 17, 2004