claunch

To violently jerk off and "launch" a load after doing a bunch of coke. A portmanteau for "coke launch".
Whisper it to yourself. "Claaaauuunnnnch"
The poor guy was a degenerate. A depressed and high strung individual and addicted to porn, he regularly sniffs coke and locks himself in his room and masturbates. Claunching hard.
by sevi7n November 28, 2012
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