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Claying

(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.

(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"

"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"

Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023
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Claming

When you eat out a girls vagina like you slurp a clam
Sara was caught Claming with her brother last night.
by Sam Sloth June 25, 2016
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Clabing Claming clasing Clawing Claxing Claying Chabing claping Claring claving

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.
Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!
by Spooderdude July 28, 2014
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Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.
Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming
by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016
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Clawing

the act of "clawing" your friends next you when watching a horror movie.
(during the climax of a horror movie)

Girl #1: HOLY SHIZNETS!!!!
Girl #2: OMGAWD!@#? (claws girl #3)
Girl #3: stop clawing me -_- you ain't no bear
by zazzalo April 28, 2009
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CABing

Crashing and Burning. Not literally though, please. That's horrifying. Usually used in reference to one's life being reduced to nothing but stress and ruin.

Also see cabbing.
"Guys, I'm seriously CABing right now. I have got a 12 page research paper due in 12 hours and I haven't even gotten a full page done yet. Also my relationship sucks."

"Yeah, you're right. You ARE CABing."
by CaliandMusic November 17, 2011
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Clamingle

A dating site for people who love clamming and/or clams (or for clams themselves).
I met my hubby on Clamingle, and we love going to the shore together every Sunday.
by Clam Jumper June 26, 2016
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