Cirno

The stage 2 boss of Touhou 6: EoSD. The only stage 2 boss to ever get that much screen time. Arguably the strongest in all of Gensokyo.

If one is attacked by Cirno, the best defense is to talk calmly to her, and ask her a riddle. No matter how easy the riddle, there will be enough time to flee while she tries to figure out the answer.

by seventhfonist425 June 5, 2011

Cirno_TV

The guy that got away with streaming softcore hentai on Twitch.

Virgin: "I watch Cirno_TV every night he streams."

by FuzzzyWan October 25, 2019

Wet-carrot

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.

Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.

by potato-dono November 1, 2010

a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

by Sexydimma June 4, 2013

Cirno

the STRONGESt touhou character

person a: do you know cirno?
person b: no, who is she?
person a: the STRONGEST

by Aem64 January 19, 2022

carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Carrot'd

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot

inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd

by mmmkitty December 5, 2009