Cinematically Deprived

Verbal adjective: The sad state when a person hasn't seen a good amount of classic movies.

What the heck, That kid is so Cinematically Deprived , he hasn't seen Forrest Gump, Star Wars, The Shining, or Back to the Future!

by GregorSam April 18, 2009

Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.

Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.

by DomoKandy February 4, 2012

cinematic adventure

movie; film. coined by comedian Dane Cook.

"Hey Morgan! Wanna go see a cinematic adventure tonight?" "fo sho"

by elomenopee November 28, 2007

Cinematic Edition

This is a stunning YouTuber with top quality videos and is making a new movie called *Bully* coming out in 2020!!

WOW, WHY IS CINEMAtIC EDITION SUCH AN AMAZING YOUTUBER???

by Skysner December 17, 2019

Erotic Cinematic

Also known as an Erotic Seminar, this word represents a figure of speech that exerts many sexual endeavours including anal and cock and ball torture (CNBT) all within a singular shot of the camera. An erotic cinematic provides other-worldly aesthetics towards the general direction of the eye and enlarges the subject's product in an arousing and creating a breathtaking moment within a specific scheme of time. It is mainly directed to significant public figures.

I just saw an erotic cinematic while jerking my cookie

by Master of erotic cinematics November 14, 2021

cinematic yearning

The need to know what's happening in a movie before it happens

Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"

Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"

by Zoeyfox November 26, 2014

cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010