Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
by Kayoshiwan April 01, 2020
There are two different definitions for the word "cigarette".
Here they are:
Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
Here they are:
Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
"OH EMM EFFF GEEE! Look at HER! WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY!?!...IS SHE DRUNK OR HIGH OR BOTH!? Drugs are REALLY EXPENSIVE!"
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
by Nehmrack July 11, 2008
I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!
by MetalHead16 October 22, 2010
Cig-a-rette – noun
1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. Cool smoker 1: That busted chick over there has potential to be a hottie.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
by CoolSmokerGuy March 07, 2010
A Highly toxic, extremely addictive yellowy brown plant material rolled up in rice paper, Can (more often than not) or Cannot be Filtered, Smoking cuts 15-20 years off your life and smokers have more rates of infectious diseases than us non-smokers
smoking cigarettes kill people, they taste like shit, smell like shit and put nonsmokers from going into bars as we come out of the pubs smelling like a truckload of shit has been dumped on us.
by brother_number_one July 27, 2003
Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..
Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette?
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*
Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*
Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.
by intelligentintellectual January 22, 2008