Cupcake

What EDP445 calls a 13 year old girl when he gets caught trying to meet her

I’m in the mood for a cupcake right now

by EDP sucks April 22, 2021

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

Cupcakes of Forgiveness

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

by brodbro March 15, 2010

cupcake phase

Those first weeks of your relationship where you're all giddy and over affectionate and everyone hates you.

Bob and Jane are stuck in that freaking cupcake phase! It's disgusting!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 March 12, 2014

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.

I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.

by Zapps September 1, 2012

Cupcake Top

where the heel of a female overlaps the edge on the heel of her shoe as a result of trying to fit into a shoe that is a 1/2 size smaller

That chick's foot is waaay bigger than her shoe, her heel over laps the edge and it looks like cupcake top.

by juvas juice September 28, 2012

Pit bull named cupcake

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.

Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"

by Patwub May 10, 2023