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chunnel

As in: "That dude who was streaking was totally rocking a chunnel." or "Did he have a big dick? No, just a tiny little jew chunnel"
by itchy_ April 25, 2010
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chunnel

Similar to Chode, but applicable to women i.e. A vagina wider than it is deep. An overly wide vagoon. Derived from the fact that the Chunnel under the English channel is longer than it is deep.
I was gonna hook up with Sally at the party, but it was like throwing a hot dog at a wall her chunnel was so bad.

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Shut your chunnel mouth.
by J. Skrillz April 30, 2012
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Hey man, I could never satisfy the Chunnel. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down the Lincoln Tunnel.
by shmelke January 4, 2003
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Chunnel

In alcohol terms, the chunnel is very similar to the funnel. The chunnel has a much wider tube, forcing the person to chug more than you would for a funnel.
by qwertyup poiureqw August 13, 2008
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chunnel funnel

"Simon, please clean the chunnel funnel when we're done using it."
by softg August 15, 2007
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Chunnel-Mung

A combination of the words chunnel and mung, origins reaching back to the mid 2000's. A chunnel-mung consists of a cadaver with a plastic clear tube leading out of it's anus into another (very much alive) persons mouth. Once everything is in place, the living person then stomps on the dead persons stomach, eating the resulting liquids/fecal matter shooting into their mouth via tube action.
Lets get together and chunnel-mung this weekend.
I am the Emperor of the Mung dynasty.

I am the governor of the province of Chunn-el.
by roberta flackjacket February 3, 2010
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Chunnel Cake

A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.
"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."
by NeverSleepsEver September 10, 2010
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