Chunky Monkey

When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream
Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Chunky Monkey..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called "Chunky Monkey."....
by FromEmbryoToGangster June 16, 2013
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When a guy performs anal sex, cums inside of the person, and then pees. (See lemon meringue.) The person then craps out the conconction, and proceeds to eat it. They then vomit this conconction out, usually all over their partner.
by Tasty69 July 22, 2009
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The Phrase coined by the Infamous "Steve Burkemper"..who is most famous for his breakthou creation of one of the most used "Lot term's" know to date...kick down so i can get down ..Steve invented this term on New year's eve 2003 when his sidekick Dave was drooling over one of the two "Dreddy Diva's" know to frequent Greatful Dead type event's....
Dave--- Staring at the Diva.."Yo Steve i wanna hit that."....Steve--"Yo relax man that's a CHUNKY MONKEY......
by Dave buttox February 08, 2005
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a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.
a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood
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noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.
A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!
by earpuller September 22, 2005
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What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.
Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!
by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021
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