Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chuck norris

A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...

by Pamanda August 28, 2008

chuck norris

A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.

"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...

by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007

Chuck it to me

The act of cutting off a subject's dick and balls with a scalpel, knife, piece of glass, axe, etc. and throwing ot at the subject's face.

Timmy begged Chuck to chuck it to me.

With scalpel in hand Chuck chuckled as he sliced Timmy's dick and balls off and chucked it at Timmys face. His penis landed in his mouth balls deep and blizzed in his mouth.

by A1267 December 27, 2013

Chuck Norris

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.

State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.

by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011

Chuck Norris

Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.

I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.

by Alyssa yo July 16, 2008

Chuck Norris

Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.

Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."

by TravisWololol January 25, 2008