Churchy

A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.

Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O

by Ransom June 17, 2003

Churchy

A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'

"Hey Churchy, get over here"

by Emily Church May 23, 2007

Chruch

Used instead of the word church to show disrespect to the church. Established in Ireland. Commonly used in Ireland by people who resent the chruch.

Say no to the power of the chruch!

by K4t > Jammy Dodger February 14, 2009

Chrunchy

A terrible mispronunciation of the word crunchy.

Man 1: wow that fish was weird!
Man 2: yeah, why was it chrunchy?

by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.

He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!

by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.

He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!

by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022

god chruch

God chruch is a phrase from jake Paul's song it everyday bro from the lyric "just dropped some new mercy and it's selling like a god chruch. Then ricegum used god chruch as his song title for his diss track on tanner fox it's a banger.

Drop merch and it's selling like a god chruch

by 24karrotgains August 11, 2017