chromosexual

Clinical syn. for superstraight

Chromosexual would have no opportunity to argue and troll if people just accepted them.

by morphopotomus March 14, 2021

Chromosexual

The term comes from the song Chrissy, My Little Chromosexual. It describes a person who gets sexually aroused by vehicles, primarily highly chromed cars. This arousal extends even to parts of the car, whether or not chromed.

Chrissy’s a chromosexual; as long as she has her Mazerati, she doesn’t need a man to get off.

by Freewolfjdh13 July 17, 2018

Chromosexual

Sexual Down Syndrome. Someone whom has little to no talent at clapping cheeks.

Girl one: "How was Evan in the sack?"

Girl two: "Chromosexual"

by Bendan Blakdanovic September 16, 2020

Chromosexual

Sexual Down Syndrome. Someone whom has little to no talent at clapping cheeks.

Girl one: "How was Evan in the sack?"

Girl two: "Chromosexual"

by Bendan Blakdanovic September 16, 2020

chromosexual

A person who lacks real connection to their own sexuality but shows off their body and their airbrushed lifestyle as if it were desirable; one whose sexuality can be likened to the hard reflective material known as chrome

I heard that guy Kevin from Manhattan Beach gets aroused when he talks about his BMW M3

Yeah man. Kevin's a real chromosexual

by eggbound July 25, 2018