christophe

a cute, strange, nice, kind and charming boy

christophe is so nice to me.

by tiffanynguyen May 9, 2008

Christophe Giacometti

The definition of sex appeal. An amazing Swiss ice skater with a hot and Sexy body.

Look at Christophe Giacometti! His triple axel was absolutely perfect! He's going to win this year's Grand Prix for sure!

by Levi-trash-number-one January 22, 2017

Christophiliac

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!

Shut up you Cristophiliac.

by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

christophe

TOTAL cunt

A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.

by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017

Chrisphine

He is a lost young man that tries to look for some booty, but it never works out, he turns out bald. He is Unattractive, legend says that he never got to have a girlfriend or married he is reaaly short and fat, in fact it is natural for him.

Chrisphine is usually short in person but looks fat

by Robert L. Daniels July 23, 2019

christophee

Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket

Christophee is totally gay

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007