Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.
Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.
pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.
pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.
You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?
Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?
Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011
Get the Christoforo mug.Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'.
Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
James Dobson's Focus on the Family is a Christofascist hate group bent on banning abortion and opressing homosexuals.
by damncutekitty January 24, 2005
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A holiday powered by oil stolen from the middle east so that you can enjoy more of the spoils of war than any other select group of "chosen people".
Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.
- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.
- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.
- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.
- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.
- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.
- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Gee dad, this is the best Christofascmus ever!. I really love the plastic army guys, but the BB gun assault rifle replica is the BOMB!
The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!
"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!
"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
by EvilEmpire666 December 28, 2011
Get the Christofascmus mug.Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3
Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.
by Mrs.DesDesIngle December 16, 2011
Get the Christofer Drew mug.Evangelical, semi-theocratical movement or temperment of Americans who stand against abortion, sexual education, homosexuality, science, anti-Zionism, and the separation of church and state.
Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.
One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.
When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.
One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.
When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Andrew: I believe that America was chosen to be God's nation, and that the Framers intended for there to be no separation of church and state.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.
Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.
Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008
Get the Christofascism mug.A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).
The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.
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He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!
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