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Christetzuken

Even more elusive than the Great Noodlemantaro, Christetzuken is a mysterious ninja and true ladies man.
So little is known of Christetzuken that no one is even sure if he really exists, although it is whispered amongst travellers that he once beat Noodlemantaro.

It is also whispered that Christetzuken possesses the ability to finish any opponent in one move, but how this is achieved is also a mystery.
Rumour has it you can lure Christetzuken out of hiding by using a beautiful young Asian lady as bait.
by Therindos July 16, 2008
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christnot

A product or service, which is unassociated with Christmas, that is marketed or advertised during the Christmas period, usually implementing Christmas into their marketing strategy.
Person 1: Did you see Pringles has a new slogan, “Merry Pringles

Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas

Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.
by Shakespeare McDude November 19, 2021
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Chrisanthemum

A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.
Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?

Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.

Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
by lilyloveth October 20, 2010
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chrisanthi

chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’s not kidding, and your best chance is to run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’s worth getting to know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.
girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl 2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’s hair’s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.
by over.the.moon June 7, 2019
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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Chrisney, Indiana

A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.
Q: Where is "God's country" located?

A: Chrisney, Indiana.
by Kraut Stain March 26, 2011
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Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
by angmmm February 4, 2010
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