Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010
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Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
by Dragomir Andreyevich September 11, 2007
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Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa
by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009
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Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
by Banebdeath December 12, 2010
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I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
by freebjs June 20, 2010
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What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.
Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.
by Kiwi April 27, 2004
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When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
by coheed92 October 16, 2010
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