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Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.
Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!
by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025
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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.
Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.
by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019
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Pink Christmas

When you have a mostly female orgy on Christmas.
John: So bro, what'd you do over the break?
Steve: I went to Julie's place and she had a couple more people over and we had a Pink Christmas.
by Ya Boy, MicSwayney November 23, 2013
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Tiny Christian Pino

A phrase commonly used to describe a midget from Florida, normally under 5 feet.
Hey, that big Indian looks like a Tiny Christian Pino.
by TheSecretSmartKid January 26, 2023
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Christian Pisano

Christian Pisano is an upcoming artist who dreams of making the big bucks someday. on the side he directs pornos making moolah amounts!!!!! some of his famous porn are: I need to BL on some T's, There's a Crotch Party up in Here Volume 7.
by "Bubbles" March 18, 2009
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Christian pirog

wow that pedophile is such a Christian pirog
by Novaishot March 7, 2021
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