Crispified

The act of cooking a food item to extreme crispiness

I only eat zucchini if it’s been fully crispified.

by Knight’force08 January 22, 2018

crispified

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

by markgg March 30, 2008

christifer

An extremely hot yet also sweet guy with an amazing body. Always up to drink and best at making everyone feel good. Funniest guy you'll ever meet.

Kaylee: Oof, I wish my guy was like a Christifer.
Jane: Yeah he's such an amazing guy

by Ayit'snutterbutter December 1, 2016

Crispified

The act of staying in the sun for so long your skin becomes burnt, giving you the appearance of a black person which grants the user the n word pass

“Dude, Trevor just crispified himself, and now he’s hanging out with Jamarcus.”
“Yo dude, lets do that later!”

by UseCodeSonny April 17, 2019

Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin

See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter

by The Nugget August 30, 2006

christivie

It means you are beautiful sexy have back and make you laugh so much that you cry. Wonderful person and there parents are so gorgeous

Christivie come here my child .

My name is christivie

by Crisvie.snm June 18, 2018

Christicide

V. The act of killing the messiah.

Christicide!
Because Homocide wasn't good enough.

by 12345678987654321isfordrtran July 2, 2011