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Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.
Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!
by PooBurr December 27, 2011
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hope christian mid school

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school
by The footballer May 15, 2016
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christian martila

The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.
"You are a simp!"
"I am not Christian Martila"
by tizel October 23, 2020
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christian mom

The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
by shirtt January 14, 2018
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Aurora Christian Meat Rack

Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!
Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!
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