christian bone

The act of peeing in a girls mouth when getting a blowjob

I Christian boned it that bitches mouth

by boner.christian January 30, 2015

Did a Christian Beaumont

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.

Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont

by FuseWorld February 19, 2011

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Christian(boy)

The people who search their names and get religious sites, overall nice , is love by all depending, smart, down to earth people

And they are pretty good in bed ;)

Damn there's Christian , I wish I was him , getting all the girls and is loved by everyone if only.

Christian(boy)

by It's Christmas August 8, 2016

Christian Beadles

Christian Beadles is a YouTuber who makes funny, wacky, and pretty interesting viral videos. One of his quotes are: I love to laugh and have fun. I love God, my family and my friends. Some of his interests are: Football, basketball, Lacrosse, soccer, tennis, skateboarding, racing motorcycles, and jumping! Some of his videos are: I aint No Fred Flintstones, Goofy Goober...Chipmunk Style, and Can u take my order.

Wow! That Christian Beadles sure is funny!

by LittletBachman July 24, 2010

Christian Bail

Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges

Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015

Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.

To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.

by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009