Chrising

When someone fucks up something or ruins something.

*Friend breaks something of yours* Wow dude, you are Chrising!

by mtek March 26, 2013

Chrising

A man who is overly mad at the world and hurts happy people to increase his self esteem. He has jerk for a girlfriend. Bassically, a goth hater.

Wow, that guy was chrising on everyone.

Hey stop chrising off.

by Matthew Simon December 12, 2006

Chrising

The art of being of bum.

1: "Want to come to the mall?"
2: "Nah, man got to jam with my band."
3: "Yo, chrising it up!"

by TomJeff December 30, 2011

Chrising

When someone agrees to plans with friends or co workers, but backs out the day of scheduled events.

“Hey man, you all packed for hunting today?”

“No sorry I picked up some OT I forgot to tell you”

“Cmon, stop Chrising and grab your tent”

by Adam island man December 14, 2019

chrising

the action of one person sending another person a photo of chris sturniolo in a black crop tank top and dangly earrings from a tik tok video, commonly with the intention to prank them

“oh my god! maddy just replied to me again, i hope she’s not chrising me.”

by whiteobama420 April 18, 2022