cozzie livs

UK slang for the “cost of living crisis” 2022-23, in the same vein as platy joobs or statey funes

I can’t afford a flipping Freddo because of the cozzie livs

by knownbyanyothername January 6, 2023

chozzer

It literally means "pig," but is used for a person who is "ungrateful, cheap, selfish, greedy, stingy or flagrantly unfair."

After 37 columns, I think I've had more than my share of newspaper space and am beginning to feel like a bit of a "chozzer."

by Jon Budden September 15, 2004

Chezzie

really nice down to earth girl

with a nice ass and beautiful but small breasts

word originates from th streets of scotland most commonly inverness

#1. oh my dayz check that gash over there blud
#2. yer ryt blud tht is dope shes such a chezzie

by Ally21saints July 24, 2009

choozie

A guy with a really huge dick. You can usually find him in the Officsl BALLSAQ Discord Server saying funny things.

KodakBallsaq: “Choozie moment”
NotCarti: fr

by fishcakess March 27, 2021

Chozzer

A person of dubious mental talent and or social worth; a thicko, retard or moron.

Shut it you Chozzer!

by Utini March 26, 2004

cozzie

A super cool awesome dude!!!

Cozzie is an extremely sexy beast.

by cozzie49 December 25, 2007

chozzer

A bone on the inside of your elbow.

"I just hit my chozzer on that table."

by Chris Mitchelleg July 14, 2006