chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

chowering

Eating in the shower.

Yesterday I was chowering because I was in a hurry.

by Scottyyy July 20, 2006

cowering

To be a pussy ass bitch

The cowering bitch left away from the fight.

by Vtvkggbughj hjbuh June 9, 2017

Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.

1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?

by Puketaha September 26, 2007

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

clownering

Gay people dont like you

Bro Chad is a clownering

by Homiers July 3, 2021