choncology

The understanding of the universe threw intelligent conspiracy of revelations.

(con-coll{ege} agy : choncology

by regardless devon victory June 13, 2010

Chompology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chompology:
The study of munching or chewing noisily or vigorously; the study of chewing noises or actions.

Hungry Hungry Hippos offers forth a subtle philosophical discourse on Chompology in the 1960s-1970s, thus foreshadowing the rise of the ever consuming automata.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

chochology

The study of all things cool.

I got a B in chochology!

by Your friendly neighborhood Dr.Carad! November 11, 2004

Chossologist

A male who is extremely proficient in the science of chossology

Boy 1: Bro Aydin is a chossologist, he’s got 3 girls on his best friends list on Snapchat
Boy 2: Wow, he’s the biggest chossologist in Victoria!

by thehermit August 9, 2021

chaosology

a belief in deep thoughts or ideas that could be true but that may be beyond the ken of others.

I am a firm believer in chaosology; I think of those things that may be amazing if fully materialized but that mean nothing to others. Thinking about a machine that can cure diseases by restoring diseased parts to normality without medication or surgery is a case in point.

by uttam maharjan October 28, 2010

chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out

Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pick

by anonymous January 28, 2021

Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.

Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024