choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

choked

mad or upset

I was so choked my car got stolen, so i found the person who did it and pushed him into a wall, he was pretty choked.

by Missy May 13, 2003

chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

Corked Fart

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.

Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!

by DustyWindow January 24, 2015

Corked

When you remove her tampon and stick it in her arse, then fuck her pussy as it oozes blood

Also see Sporked when you fuck in the spoon position having plugged her arse with the tampon

She got corked last night

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021