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Choofed

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling
by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019
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choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.
Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!
by Googles January 3, 2004
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choomTOP

A very drunk Kpop star who is in denial about his dancing abilities.

TOP is the rapper of South Korean pop group Big Bang. Choom means dance in Korean. ChoomTOP became popular after TOP got too drunk* and phoned in to UFO to tell everyone he finally memorized the dance routine.

*His sobriety was questionable.
I finally memorized it. This is choomTOP! ...Those laughing at my dancing are more sashimi dumplings.
by fychoomtop April 30, 2011
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choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
by zhobo October 15, 2017
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Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.
by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021
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choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.
Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!
by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007
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