Chimping Out

Being so loud/crazy/out of control/obnoxious that one can be described as a primal animal; chimp.

Jack: *runs around the room screaming*
Joe: Shit man, Jack is really chimping out
Karen: Yeah bro, he's chimpinnn

by liamkm September 9, 2019

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

by Satandog June 17, 2018

Chimping the Frog

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.

It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.

by yekka July 28, 2010

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

Choping

The practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia. The term "chope" can also refer to a photograph, video, or illustration which incorporates an upskirt image. The term is also sometimes used to refer generically to any voyeur photography – that is, catching an image of somebody unaware in a private moment.

"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"

"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's choping"

by Frederick Von Trap June 17, 2018