Choking the chicken
Choking the chicken by Elitist January 1, 2004
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Choking the Chicken
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
Choking the Chicken by Melays April 21, 2017
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choking the chicken
when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
choking the chicken by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015
Choking the Chicken
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Choking the Chicken by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003
Choking The Chicken
I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!
If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.
There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.
There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
Choking The Chicken by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Choking the chicken
well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.
Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.
Maybe not.
Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.
Maybe not.
Choking the chicken by arzoo October 18, 2006