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chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003
mugGet the chokin the chickenmug.

Chokin joe

The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation
Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe
by The damned May 20, 2019
mugGet the Chokin joemug.

chokin in the boys' room

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.
Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.
by BigJGunz February 10, 2010
mugGet the chokin in the boys' roommug.

chokin' on my chips

chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."
by daksrevolution May 16, 2007
mugGet the chokin' on my chipsmug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

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