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chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property
That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.
by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006
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chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.
oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.
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Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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chodebacca

president obama has a chodebacca
by assnugget142 May 1, 2009
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chodecel

A male that is forcibly celibate due to his genitalia being too girthy to properly engage in any kind of sexual activity.
Because Bob was born with a penis that was girthier than it was long, he was condemned to the miserable life of a chodecel.
by jonesiebonesie April 3, 2021
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Chokerace

Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
Oh look, there goes Ryan challenging Jon to a chokerace. Ryan never wins.
by 24tShoe August 4, 2011
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chodesack

by neil December 29, 2003
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