Chodehawk

CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.

Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head

Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!

by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012

Chodeman

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined

You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

chodesauce

Sperm from a chode(;

Wayne has chodesauce leaking from his chode.

by fjndidhdbd October 12, 2013

Chodebacca

The hairiest chode in the world. When you walk, it emits a sound such like that of Chewbacca of Star Wars. Only this sounds like, 'MmmmChoooooooooooooooooode.'

Man, I'm getting a Chodebacca.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

Chodebagger

A description for a person who is a whore or a ho.

Have you seen Angel? She's such a Chodebagger!

by PeaceLoveLexi January 17, 2010

Chodeface McHiggins

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012