cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

Choobtastic

A way to express how funny something is...normally a hilarious moment that is past tense but can be used for present tense when talking about something u like...

I hope this pool is choobtastic

Your mom was choobtastic in the bed

by Greg Olding June 11, 2008

Chlorotastic

A combination of plant cell “chloroplast” and fantastic. Meant to use when describing a fantastic plant. (Most commonly described plant is named Fern)

Office mate: “Dude! I love your plant! What type is it?”
You: “It’s fake so I don’t know but I named it Fern”
Office mate: “That's the most Fantastic Chloroplast, or I guess you could say Chlorotastic, thing I’ve ever seen.”

by Slappy Happy Wald January 25, 2018

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

Chucktastic

A combination of Chunky and Fantastic. Where its used to describe a heavy set or pleasantly plump person who may seem lively and/or cool. Used in a good connotation.

One who seemingly embraces there size.

-Chuck-tas-ti-cal
-Chuck-tas-ti-cal-ly

1. "Ayo ROB, check out out that chic brah...Shes chucktastically FINE."

2."She's a pretty chucktastic gal. Get to know her dude"

by Israwr July 29, 2011

coochtastic

coochtastic means something is beyond fantastic. it’s simply out of this world

i need to sleep

have a coochtastic sleep

by sleepinonthegrass October 3, 2021

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010