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choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.
Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!
by Big Pete December 3, 2003
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Chodler

One who munches on mad chode.
So I said to the bitch, "Munch that chode." After she munched, she was officially a chodler.
by skeezychodilitis January 9, 2008
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choaderific

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.
"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)
by Malcolm D November 11, 2006
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Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.
"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"
by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012
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choddler

noun (plural: choddlers, feminine: choddlet)
pronounced chode -ler
A young/infant child who has (or is) a chode and usually belongs to a group of chodren.
Skinny man: how many chodren u got?
Fat bastard: i gots 6 plus a lil choddler and choddlet.
Skinny man: how old are they??
Fat bastard: dem choddler twins is just 4 years old.
Skinny man: kool
by milkfat May 10, 2009
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choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.
I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.
by 444 May 13, 2005
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choader

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
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