Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths

Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!

by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022

Chinese Pablo

A boy who is famous for his sexy lips and sexy eyes.

To be honest, Chinese Pablo really has sexy lips and sexy eyes.

by John Night November 30, 2021

Chinese Pablo

The nicest Instagram Star you can ever find. If you have never heard of him you are missing alot.

Chinese Pablo is the most nicest human being on Earth.

by Kevin Tart December 1, 2021

chinese hamburger

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

Chinese downhill

A downhill ski race with no rules. Every man (or woman) for themselves, anything goes, first to the bottom wins.
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)

Skier 1: "We'll settle this by Chinese Downhill!"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"

by SomeDoucheWithAGuitar September 24, 2017

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Chinese Return

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

by MattLauer April 15, 2017