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chipotlerrea

The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.
Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.
by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016
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Beef Chipper

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
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Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008
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Chipper nipper

Well... the sun never came out at the beach today, but at least we got to see some chipper nippers!
by Conman_92 February 20, 2017
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Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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chipper

One who enjoys the art of plugging away at something until they have succeeded against all the odds.
Steve is at the pub and spots a hot chick on the dance floor. He approaches her and askes her to come home with him and is denied. Feeling really down he goes off and gets her a triple burbon and coke and gets his mate to give it to her. She drinks it, and then he approaches her again. This time she throws her arms and legs around him and says yes, take me know handsome prince. Nice work chipper!!!
by C-Ali February 20, 2007
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