Chinese New Year

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.

by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.

That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.

by kpATN June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

by perin keveria June 20, 2011

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 23, 2008

Extreme Chinese New Year

A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse

"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James

by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 1, 2009