Chid

A chav kid

Damn chids stole my bike again

by Peckdog September 4, 2010

Chid

shit...of any kind really.

Bob: Dude! Look at that car.
Steve: Yea man, whatta piece of chid.

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

Chid

The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.

"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"

by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016

chid

a child or kid

Your a nice kid.

by sarah July 9, 2003

Chid

The opposite of a Chode. A Chid is a long but skinny, penis

chid

by questionmania August 19, 2011

chid

When you fart and shit your pants and it fucking stinks.

Uh oh, I think i just chid

by poop pooass January 28, 2020

Chid

A pubic hair that you find in your foreskin (can be greasy). Originates from Chidlow Tav (cold beers).

*has itchy PP*
Ted: I think I have a chid
Mike: pick it then
*picks chid*
Mike: damn that’s one greasy chid
Ted: smells kind of vulgar

by DankWetFart March 1, 2020