crickdicker

When playing Euchre, the last person to pass before sticking the dealer.

Diamonds, I guess... Tim, you crickdicker!

by Raul Jr. December 31, 2008

chiplicker

someone who licks chips or crackers to get the flavoring first, then eating or disposing of the chip or cracker afterword

when Biff saw that Greg was licking the salt off of the chip before eating it, he realized his roommate was a chiplicker

by Susiz April 29, 2022

cucklicker

When a man licks the vagina of his significant other right after she partook in a cuckholding creampie, ideally from a BBC.

Johnny? That dude ain’t nothin’ but a cucklicker!

by dudebreh August 10, 2022

Clocklicker

noun

A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.

Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot

Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?

"He couldn’t come to the protest, said he had a shift. Total clocklicker."

by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025