Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
by Stinkpot December 9, 2013
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They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.
The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.
by BurgleCut May 30, 2019
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Get the jerk my chicken mug.(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.
(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard
(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard
by Wise Guy July 20, 2003
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