by Brayden Gagnier November 20, 2017
Get the Chicken parmigian mug.A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006
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