chia pet

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

by chia pet of death April 16, 2003

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

Chia Pet

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009

chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

by chodeiusmaximus August 31, 2008

chia pet

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets

bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet

by TR YOSHIII January 23, 2008

chia pet

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.

by old man November 16, 2004

chia pet effect

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

by Avasarala March 25, 2021