chewed nipple look

Said of a woman who appears from her dress, make-up, etc. to be "worn" as a consequence of having had a large number of sexual partners.

She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!

by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010

it's chewsday innit

some weird shit british people say because i don't fucking know

brit: "it's chewsday innit"
not brit: weird accent bitch

by urmomlolL October 18, 2020

chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

chewsday

They way bri'ish people say tuesday

"Oi mate, its chewsday innit bruv?

by Alexmmat March 8, 2022

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014

already been chewed

Played out. Over it. Already been done.

That beat is already been chewed.

by Already Been Chewed November 19, 2014