chernobylling

chernobylling

The act of performing a mundane activity whilst your penis is inserted into chiwawa's asshole. This is also a very renowned sport which tests athlete's endurance and speed know as chernobylling racing.

My neighbour peered over the garden fence on sunday and was suprised to see me doing some gardening with a chiwawa hanging off my manhood. My wife took him to the side and simply explained that it was common for me to do a spot of chernobylling while she cooked the sunday roast. He seemed happy with that and was chernobylling himself the following week with a huge smile across his face

by Blindaces March 1, 2010

Chernobbing

The act of engaging in sexual acts despite, and often because of, the participants' impending doom due to apocalyptic events or man-made disasters, often linked to radiation. 'Chernobbing' is increasingly seen as synonymous with sexual relations of any kind, due to planet earth's accelerating environmental degradation, in addition to the rise of right-wing extremism.

Man, Anatoly and I were chernobbing for ages last night right in reactor 4

by MysteriousSandwich May 30, 2019

Chernobylite

A person who was contaminated by the radiation from the Chernobyle Nuclear Power Plant.

I go home, I'd go dancing. I'd meet a girl I liked and say, "Lets get to know one another." And she would say, "What your? You're a Chernobylite now. I'd be scared to have your kids."

~Voices of Chernobyle

by VKnyazev January 13, 2011

chernobylize

To reduce the price of food because it's damaged or nearing it's use by date. Or to discount something to sell it fast.

The orange juice was chernobylized by 50%, so I bought 12 litres.

by tromco April 15, 2014

chernobylise

Cover something fully with a concrete sarchophagus in order to prevent the contamination of its outside environment.

This source code is so bad that it should be chernobylised.

by peterm78 July 10, 2018

Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..

Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.

by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024

Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024