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Chernobyl 

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
Chernobyl by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009

chernobyl 

the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
chernobyl by sever'nijKGU December 10, 2010

chernobyl 

named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.
chernobyl by tbrown1278AX August 10, 2009

chernobyl 

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me
chernobyl by Timmy G. July 22, 2008

Chernobyl 

To beat up or attack while in an uncontrollable rage
"Back off man, or I will go Chernobyl on your ass!"
Chernobyl by bobknaptor May 17, 2005

Chernobyl 

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
Chernobyl by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018

Chernobyl 

1. The ugly doppelganger.
2. The unattractive version of another person.
Sarah Hyland is Mila Kinis' Chernobyl.
Chernobyl by Caba June 9, 2019