Chernobyl

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009
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Chernobyl

To beat up or attack while in an uncontrollable rage
"Back off man, or I will go Chernobyl on your ass!"
by bobknaptor May 18, 2005
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Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.
Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.
by rxlouden September 05, 2014
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chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.
"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."
by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004
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Chernobyled

/cher-no-biled/

Noun

1. The act of being around someone so radioactive that they litteraly make you mutilated by just being around them.
1. Person A : That kid is ugly as fuck
Person B : Watch out we may get chernobyled
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Chernobylize

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015
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Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.
That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011
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